A young Hillbilly goes off to collage the first in his family. After a few short weeks he finds himself short of cash in the big city. So he dreams up a way of duping is rather naive but well heeled Redneck Father out of some much needed cash. He calls his Pa and says, "Pa you just ai'nt gonna believe what they got at this here college!" "Do tell Son" replies the Dad. "Well they got a program up here that will teach Ol Duke to read." "Youze a joshin me Son!" yelps the Dad. "No It is true just send me a $1000 for tuition and come summer Ol Duke will be a reading up a storm!" "Ok, Son I'll get er done!" so Dad sends the $1000. However, in not time Jr. has burned through the grand. So he comes on another great scheme and gives old Dad a call. "Guess what Pa the reading is going great. Ol Duke is reading "War and Peace" as we speak! But, listen Pa he is doing so well they want to teach him to talk." Dad is stunned, "To talk really, I always knew that Hound was smarter than he let on." "Yeah, Dad just send $3000 and come summer Ol Duke will be a reading and a talking!" Dad says "Son, you just can't beat that with a stick, can't hardly wait for summer!" As Summer rolls around Jr. has a problem, Ol Duke can neither read nor speak. Suddenly as if hit by lighting he jumps up and shoots Ol Duke! He buries the Dog then drives home for the summer.
As he walks up to the old home place he eyes his Pa and says "Pa, I have grim news. As I was getting out of the shower Ol Duke was reading the paper before we left when he leans over and says to me, So Jr. is your Pa still screwing that big chested Red head lives in town over on Oak street?" Pa's eyes light up and he shouts "I hope you shot that lying Son of Bitch!"
"I sure did Pa, right on the spot!"
"That's my Boy, good job Jr."
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